shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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