Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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