How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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