I wish I only lived at night.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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