i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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