i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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