I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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