I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize