If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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