I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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