ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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