do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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