just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
vagina is talking i cant
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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