He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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