D3 body, D1 cock
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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