This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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