i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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