Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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