Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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