I am in a vortex of obligation.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
