Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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