I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You were trust falling into bushes
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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