so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
