fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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