I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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