maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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