you traded sex for a burrito?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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