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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He's been sleeping iwht ***

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  Nooo

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  Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb

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  And then hit her in the face with a shovel

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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• (909): View more from California

  and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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  Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy

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  You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude

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