im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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