Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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