the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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