Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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