Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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