Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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