This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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