I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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