Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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