Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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