I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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