Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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