I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I love having hate sex.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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