so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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