Already got asked if we're dating
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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