What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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