You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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