I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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