Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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