I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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