He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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