I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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