why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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