He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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