I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
