True but thats because hes a fetus.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
